Thursday, March 24, 2011
In Your Waters
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Good Irish Women
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Childhood Confessions
Childhood Confession #1: I threw away whole pieces of food after dinner, because I thought the homeless dug through our garbage and I wanted them to have a quality dinner.
Childhood Confession #2: When we corrected our own papers in elementary school, I would mark some wrong even if they weren't because I thought my teacher would think I was cheating if they were all right.
Childhood Confession #3: SOME PEOPE LIKE TO ROCK SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO ROLL BUT MOVIN AND A GROOVIN'S GONNA SATISFY MY SOUL. &REPEAT &REPEAT &REPEAT
Childhood Confession #4: I pretended that orange was my favorite color because I felt bad that no one else liked it.
Childhood Confession #6: My sister said if I drank a jar of pickle juice, I could hang out with her and her friends... and I did.
Childhood Confession #7: I told my parents that if I died before them, I wanted them to stuff me and mount me on the wall like a deer so they wouldn't miss me (or maybe an attempt at becoming immortal?)
Childhood Confession #8: I sang the lyrics “piece of my Heart” by Janis Joplin as… “what’s love Dr. Do-Dr. Do-little” instead of “what’s love got to do, got to do with it?”
Childhood Confession #9: I was confused as to why people would die in movies just to make money, when they would be dead once they got paid.
Childhood Confession #10: I was convinced I was going to marry my dad and live with my parents forever.
Childhood Confession #11: I would steal my mom’s Vitimin C tablets to put in water to make “c” (tea) for my stuffed animals and me.